The Presidential Pipe
Empire Glassworks has spared no expense in creating this pipe to commemorate the greatest President of all time. With naturally orange skin and life-size hands, the only thing this pipe is missing is an ill-fitting off the rack suit. The deep bowl holds YUGE amount of your favourite herb. Hidden within the Presidents thick, luxurious, totally real hair is the mouthpiece. Made in U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! Anyone who tells you this pipe is racist is part of the fake news. SAD.